Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Liberal Prayer

Dear Lord,

I know that I don't talk to you that much,
but this year you have taken away:
my favorite inventor, Steve Jobs,
my favorite writer, JD Salinger,
my favorite actress, Elizabeth Taylor,
my favorite musician, Clarence Clemons,
my favorite newsman, Mike Wallace
and my favorite singer,Whitney Houston.

I just wanted to let you know
that my favorite radio announcers are Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.

1 comment:

The chicken crossed the road. That's poultry in motion.

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