I know that I don't talk to you that much,
but this year you have taken away:
my favorite inventor, Steve Jobs,
my favorite writer, JD Salinger,
my favorite actress, Elizabeth Taylor,
my favorite musician, Clarence Clemons,
my favorite newsman, Mike Wallace
and my favorite singer,Whitney Houston.
I just wanted to let you know
that my favorite radio announcers are Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.